Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Be a man - Drink Beer

Heres what fellow drinkers say..

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--(Henny Youngman)

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say
to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true, than be selfish and worry about my liver."
--(Jack Handy)

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in
the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--(Frank Sinatra )

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with fools.
--(Ernest Hemingway )

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--(Stephen Wright )

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- (Brian O'Rourke )

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--(Benjamin Franklin)

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